Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>
32GB iPhone 3Gs Great Condition - $200 (College Park) Date: 2011-12-16, 10:39AM EST Reply to:
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steve trya <anthony@dobramama.pl>Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 11:16 AM
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Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 11:31 AM
To: steve trya <anthony@dobramama.pl>
Yep, still available.
Sent from my iPhone
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steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 11:31 AM
To: morganhop@gmail.com
Is your item on craiglist still available for sale…
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— Hey i need to know if it is still available for sale and let me see
more pictures if you have
Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 11:42 AM
To: steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>
yes
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steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>Fri, Dec 16, 2011 at 12:38 PM
To: Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>
Great for getting back to me,i need this item urgently for someone as
a Christmas gift,i am offering you $300 for the item including
shipping Via USPS Express Mail Service(EMS , am offering you this to
keep other buyers off,so i will like you to get back with your PayPal
account email for the payment immediately and more over i want to know
why you are selling the item because i was introduce to this site by a
friend of mine at work. Get Back Asap…
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Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>Sat, Dec 17, 2011 at 10:17 AM
To: steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>
Steve,
I admire your tenacity, however, I decided to keep my iPhone, and sell my kidney instead. Originally, I intended to sell my iPhone because I was certain that it would give me brain cancer - either that, or the government was reading my thoughts through it. I’ve since found out that it’s the TELEVISION, not my phone, through which the government learns my deepest, darkest secrets.
My iPhone has been very useful to me over the last few years, however, my kidney has not. Have you ever thought about that, Steve? What has your kidney done for you lately? Odds are, not much. I did some research and found that some folks are willing to pay upwards of $10,000 for a kidney! Needless to say, this is why I have decided to keep my iPhone and sell my kidney instead. I need about $10,000 to convert my RV to a greasel engine so I can make it to Burning Man this year. You see, I’m going green.
I expect that you will honor our original agreement of offering 150% of my asking price in order to keep other buyers at bay. So for the kidney, that grand total comes to $15,000.
My Paypal address is PooPooPeanuts@Mudbutt.org
Thanks Steve!
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steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 3:55 PM
To: Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>
Okay thanks i will send the money to you make sure that immediately
paypal send you confirmation pls kindly get the item ship out…
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Morgan Hopfensperger <morganhop@gmail.com>Mon, Dec 19, 2011 at 4:07 PM
To: steve trya <stevetrya01@gmail.com>
Awesome! Steve, thanks so much for buying my kidney! You have no idea how much this means to me, and all my friends that are coming to the Burning Man festival with me this year, thanks to YOUR generosity! Please be patient with me, as it is difficult to get an appointment to have my kidney removed at such short notice, unless I have my neighbor do it. His name is Jim, and he has been super helpful since I moved into my house. He fixed my garbage disposal when I put a stuff aardvark in it. It’s not that I didn’t want the stuff aardvark anymore. It was really cute, but I think it stole my credit card information and bought a stereo with it. I’m willing to tolerate a lot from my toys, but identity theft is where I draw the line. I’m sure you understand.
Anyway, I think Jim might be willing to remove my kidney for me since he’s so handy and all. If you’d like, I can name it before I mail it to you. I was thinking Ralph. What do you think?
Look at me rambling on! Sorry to take up so much of you time. I’m going to go ahead and get this pesky kidney out and send it to you right away. Also, I opened a new Paypal account this morning. It’s
Beefyfartysquirts@rectalhammer.edu.
Thanks, Steve. You’re the best!